Big OUCHIE

Don`t sheet Sparky, damn dog only gots 3 legs and one metal ball.

Sum baich walks the wrong way an farts he might burn his other back leg off.

Den I would haves to bys him a wagun to park hizz balls in.

Dammit Ed... I done tolt ya dat da dawgs name be Tri-pod....Sparky wuz da one dat had dat little humpin' problem and we had ta send dat dawg off ta the vet-tri-harrions... Member?.....His name was Eeert when he done left in dat pickem-up truck but we had ta change it onna count of da no-balliz thang.......

An don't get me started on ma bloomers....Dat dawg just gots a ting fer me drawers...

Are ya done wid ma teefs yet?... Dem ones dat ya gabe me ta use when ya used mine fer dat date dat you had kinda whistles when I smile......

And day be no hell fer chewin'......

Nowzz ya nos dat Juuuuuuuuulie lefted some of dem hairs on your teefers last from the activities we wazz ahavin`.

Ya gots to lookeys outt fer dat damn Tri-pod dog. Ya thunk Sparky likeded to hump ya leggzz and sniif ya bloomers. Tri-pod is worsen dat.Tri-pod will has hizz way wit yua bloomers and puts the humpper to ya legzz at da samez time.

Ya gotzz any likker der? I needz a drank.

Sho nuff Rara.....

Scootch on ober here...

Then ya got's ta gets ..... Dis here thread be Granny's......

Well den der goezz tryn to cozee ups to ya ifn ya iz telln me to gits.

I tkakkked yoa likker.

mine end of story

It`s a new day.

It's a new something alright...

Heeeeeeee's baaaaack......


Morning Country.... <-- some coffee to wake ya up before you go....

yo dis my thread

Yo....iz dat a befo and after shot?...

and just think ..he stood in front of a mirror and thought.. he looks good like that..