My four year old son is autistic, so he doesn't wear cloths much.
Thanks to this, my daughter has a lot of knowledge about male anatomy.
The other day, I was in a pet store with my daughter and they had a
large parrot, which was huddled at the bottom of it's cage. Right
before we left, the parrot climbed up the side of the cage with it's
legs spread and using it's beak as a third leg. Suddenly my daughter
yells "Look dad, the Parrot has nuts!", while pointing right between the
parrots legs. I ran over and whispered "What did you say", completely
mortified. And she repeated herself, but now I could see she was
pointing at the parrots birdfeed, which was right behind and below him
and not any part of the bird itself.

hehehe..

that is funny :)

sometimes it is the mind of the listener

and not what is spoken

true lesson to be learned here