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Edited by
uk1971
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Wed 03/17/10 07:11 AM
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An elderly man had owned a large farm up north for several years. He had a large lagoon, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables and some apple and peach trees. The lagoon was shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the lagoon, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the lagoon, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his lagoon. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the puk crocodile." Old men may move slow but can still think fast.   
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Love it!
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  Ya gotta look out for those old farts and their crocs, and gators.
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