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Topic: What's Playin' on the Radio in Your Mind? - part 3
FETTS61's photo
Sat 03/27/10 05:18 PM
dinah-moe hum - Frank Zappa:angel:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRwGqf2glDs




I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)

She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I dont mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe
Comin from
Done spent three hours
An I aint got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you aint been to it
cause I cant get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An youre half-way there
cause if my minds tore up
Then my body dont care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin the bet
An wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasnt done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldnt give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin
Buns up!
I was wheelin an dealin
Wheelin an dealin an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin
She sweetly surrendered
An she started in to squealin

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red
Some drool rollin down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered n quaked
An clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
bout her mental health
till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...its real angora
Would yall like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An how bout you, fauna?
Ywanna?

Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin

Did you say you want some more?
Well, heres some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
Dyou think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldnt say where shes coming from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum
(yjes cant do it)

I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
An applied rotation on her sugar plum

I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
An you know I heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe






TxsSun's photo
Sat 03/27/10 07:06 PM
laugh laugh



Alan Jackson - Wanted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkHN1gvqAYs

TxsSun's photo
Sat 03/27/10 07:08 PM
Tracy Lawrence Texas Tornado

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=673z5uD84UM

TxsSun's photo
Sat 03/27/10 07:12 PM
Tracy Byrd - The Keeper Of The Stars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wngb5Mq1SQY

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 03/27/10 07:12 PM
Monty Python - Always Look On the Bright Side Of Life

slaphead :laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0&NR=1

TxsSun's photo
Sat 03/27/10 07:16 PM
Tracy Byrd - Why Don't That Telephone Ring


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-wSS4N38Y4

TxsSun's photo
Sat 03/27/10 07:17 PM
Blake Shelton - Austin


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb1DTsxBOfE

bsdetector's photo
Sun 03/28/10 03:54 PM
Essence - Lucinda Williams

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhwCyqkhtVE

bsdetector's photo
Sun 03/28/10 03:57 PM
Broken Bells - High Road

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWBG1j_flrg

newarkjw's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:01 AM
Enuff Z'Nuff - New Thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCiqL5wtNTs

newarkjw's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:14 AM
Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAjugmuAuRM

Tessa02's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:19 AM
Edited by Tessa02 on Mon 03/29/10 01:29 AM
Lean on me: Bill Withers

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaVXfHZv50Y

newarkjw's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:21 AM

Lean on me: Bill Withers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaVXfHZv50Y

Don't know how to link the dang thing!!!pitchfork


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaVXfHZv50Y

Tessa02's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:23 AM
Thank you!!flowers

Now, how the heck do you link here?

newarkjw's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:25 AM
Edited by newarkjw on Mon 03/29/10 01:28 AM
If you go into reply you can see... Sorry it wouldn't post that right

Tessa02's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:28 AM

just put in front and behind the link. If you go into reply you can see...



K, thanks, I was using the link instead of url!!slaphead

newarkjw's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:29 AM
Saigon Kick - Love Is On The Way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4pM7OP86Ks

Tessa02's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:38 AM
Highway to hell: AC/DC

Now, you've got me started on utube tonight!devil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVQUgXzp0lM

newarkjw's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:39 AM
Faster Pussycat - House Of Pain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8z4SEbsqbw

Tessa02's photo
Mon 03/29/10 01:49 AM
Guns N Roses: Knocking on heavens door

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lumdzegkbdg

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