Topic: What's Playin' on the Radio in Your Mind? - part 3 | |
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dinah-moe hum - Frank Zappa
![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRwGqf2glDs I couldnt say where shes coming from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum (yjes cant do it) She made a bet with her sister whos a little dumb She could prove it any time all men was scum I dont mind that she called me a bum, But I knew right away she was really gonna cum (so I got down to it) I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb An applied rotation on her sugar plum I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb But I still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe humm Where this dinah-moe Comin from Done spent three hours An I aint got a crumb From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe From the dinah-moe humm I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it I got a spot that gets me hot But you aint been to it cause I cant get into it Unless I get out of it An I gotta get out of it Before I get into it cause I never get into it Unless I get out of it An I gotta be out of it To get myself into it (she looked over at me with a glazed eye And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area And she said...) Just get me wasted An youre half-way there cause if my minds tore up Then my body dont care I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin An said my-my-my What sort of thing Might this lady get high upon? I checked out her sister Who was holdin the bet An wondered what kind of trip The young lady was on The forty dollar bill didnt matter no more When her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor She said dinah-moe might win the bet But she could use a little ------- if I wasnt done yet I told her... Just because the sun Want a place in the sky No reason to assume I wouldnt give her a try So I pulled on her hair Got her legs in the air An asked if she had any cooties on there (whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!) She was buns-up kneelin Buns up! I was wheelin an dealin Wheelin an dealin an ooooh! She surrended to the feelin She sweetly surrendered An she started in to squealin Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed With her lips just a-twitchin an her face gone red Some drool rollin down From the edge of her chin While she spied the condition Her sister was in She quivered n quaked An clutched at herself While her sister made a joke bout her mental health till dinah-moe finally Did give in But I told her All she really needed Was some discipline... Kiss my aura...dora... M-m-m...its real angora Would yall like some more-a? Right here on the flora? An how bout you, fauna? Ywanna? Mmm...sound like ymight be chokin on somethin Did you say you want some more? Well, heres some more... Mmm, sure...listen Dyou think I could interest you In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers? Mmm...tweezers! Here, lemme sterilize em... Gimme your lighter... I couldnt say where shes coming from, But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you cant make me cum (yjes cant do it) I whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb An applied rotation on her sugar plum I pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb An you know I heard some dinah-moe humm, Dinah-moe humm Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe Dinah-moe |
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Monty Python - Always Look On the Bright Side Of Life
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Edited by
Tessa02
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Mon 03/29/10 01:29 AM
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Lean on me: Bill Withers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaVXfHZv50Y Don't know how to link the dang thing!!! ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaVXfHZv50Y |
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Thank you!!
![]() Now, how the heck do you link here? |
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Edited by
newarkjw
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Mon 03/29/10 01:28 AM
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If you go into reply you can see... Sorry it wouldn't post that right
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K, thanks, I was using the link instead of url!! ![]() |
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Highway to hell: AC/DC
Now, you've got me started on utube tonight! ![]() http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVQUgXzp0lM |
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