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| Topic: The Koala Bear, Lizard and the Crocodile | |
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said
"Hey koala what are you doing?" The koala said Smokin' a joint, and just hangin out. Come up and have some." The little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints After a while the little lizard said his mouth was dry and he was going to get a drink from the river The little lizard was so stoned that when he leaned over he fell into the river A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side Then he asked the little lizard , "Whats the matter with you??" The little Lizard explained To the Crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree smoking a joint but got too stoned and fell into the river when he was wanting to take a drink. The Crocodile said that he had to check this out and went into the rain forest , found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The Crocodile looked up and said "HEY YOU!" The koala looked down and said "Shitttttttttttttttttttt Dude How much Fookin water did you drink!"  
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