Some of you I can understand why you run into the wrong guy. Some of the people you looking for, just don't exist.

Yes they do....

I don't think I've ever seen a woman, or a man for that matter, say in their profile that they expect someone else to CHANGE AND ADAPT to please them. What I have seen plenty of, is people explaining what it is they want, and others who don't have all of their parameters covered, complaining that the person is too restrictive in their desires. Frankly, it appears to me that most of the complainers have seen a photo on someone's profile that they got hot for, then read the profile, and found that they don't fit the person's requirements, so they fuss and ***** about "people having excessive expectations."
There certainly are plenty of people who have pie-in-the-sky expectations or desires. That's been true since I was born, and before as well from what I've read. there are folks who SAY they want all kinds of things, but then drop them all when they see a member of their desired sex who turns them on enough physically, that they lose all ability to think straight. That's just hormones and pheromones at work. It's annoying as hell to the ones who are sticking to their guns, and get their high hopes for someone dashed, when that person sluts out (again, man or woman can take the slut road)and proves their high expectations are crap.

I do my best to be everything to every woman.....and it ain't easy.

They want an adventurous guy who loves nature....I will go crap in the woods with no toilet paper.

They want a strong man who ain't afraid to cry....when I accidentally broke that 12 year old bottle of scotch I cried like a 5 year old girl with a skinned knee.

They want a well endowed man who is in touch with his feminine side....It is really tricky to walk in 5" stillettos while lugging around a fire hose.

They want a guy who values family...I LOVE Family Guy!

They want honesty I tell them....Yes, your @ss is getting fatter, No you don't look good without make up, Yes, I wanna bang you with the lights on, No, I don't wanna spend this Christmas with your f'n family, Yes, some days I wish I had bagged your sister instead.

They want a man who won't cheat on em....if you don't take my **** out of your mouth then I can't possibly cheat now can I?

They want a man who is compassionate and generous.....I feel bad for all those single mothers who can't find a good man to help support her and her kid(s)...so I always tip the strippers.

They want a well endowed man who is in touch with his feminine side....It is really tricky to walk in 5" stillettos while lugging around a fire hose.

I do my best to be everything to every woman.....and it ain't easy.

They want an adventurous guy who loves nature....I will go crap in the
woods with no toilet paper.

They want a strong man who ain't afraid to cry....when I accidentally
broke that 12 year old bottle of scotch I cried like a 5 year old girl
with a skinned knee.

They want a well endowed man who is in touch with his feminine side...
It is really tricky to walk in 5" stillettos while lugging around a
fire hose.

They want a guy who values family...I LOVE Family Guy!

They want honesty I tell them....Yes, your @ss is getting fatter,
No you don't look good without make up, Yes, I wanna bang you with
the lights on, No, I don't wanna spend this Christmas with your f'n
family, Yes, some days I wish I had bagged your sister instead.

They want a man who won't cheat on em....if you don't take my ****
out of your mouth then I can't possibly cheat now can I?

They want a man who is compassionate and generous.....I feel bad
for all those single mothers who can't find a good man to help
support her and her kid(s)...so I always tip the strippers.

I do all these things to placate the women in my life......yet,
am I thier ideal? nope. But, I am no quitter....I will keep on
trying to please them. Whether they like it or not.

Just doing my part to make you honeys happy. Ya'll just need to realize that the minds of men and women think differently.

for example: Breakfast in bed.

You gals say that you think it is sweet and considerate when a man brings you breakfast in bed.

Yet, I walk past the doorway and wing a box of Pop-tarts at ya and say "There's your f'n breakfast b**ch! Pack it in your face and then get the hell out of my house"

Do I EVER hear "Awwwwww thank you honey...that's so sweet of you"????

Nooooooooooooooo

I hear..."You're a d**k!"

So, it isn't as cut and dried as you might think to please the ladies.

Why can't eveyone keep it real like Krupa?

How the hell are you?

Just doing my part to make you honeys happy. Ya'll just need to realize that the minds of men and women think differently.

for example: Breakfast in bed.

You gals say that you think it is sweet and considerate when a man brings you breakfast in bed.

Yet, I walk past the doorway and wing a box of Pop-tarts at ya and say "There's your f'n breakfast b**ch! Pack it in your face and then get the hell out of my house"

Do I EVER hear "Awwwwww thank you honey...that's so sweet of you"????

Nooooooooooooooo

I hear..."You're a d**k!"

So, it isn't as cut and dried as you might think to please the ladies.

I am doing good baby! Finally snapping out of my funk a
nd getting back to my old self...you know...a smart-@ssed,
loud-mouthed man-slut.
I FINALLY broke the artistic dry spell and managed to
invent a brand new sin that no human has ever been f'd
up enough to even think of so, I veiw that as a positive
thing. I am just glad to be back. I have missed all
you sweet 'tards. muah baby!

Only after I am dead baby...only after I am dead.
It is one of those things that people will look at
and go....."Jesus! We thought Van Gough was nuts!....
but, it IS art!"

Only if I am in a coma darlin. But, yank the plug cause, I do NOT wanna come out of it and have to make appearances on "The Today Show" or "Good
Morning America" and explain to everyone how I came up with a new sin
when no one has done that since before the bible was even written!