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I am hiding! From what? I am not quite sure. But here I hide as best as
I can. I have my dirt in the sand so you can not see me! |
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Are you hiding behind that big ass bird
LMAO  whisper
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Hey girlie...Time to get your head out of the sand!!!!!!!!!
  
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Chris, I AM the big ass bird!
Native it is NICE in the sand. Good for your skin. You should try it! |
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Woah
Where's a big ass bird KEEP IT AWAY
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You know, this is how we're getting our oil out of the Middle East now.
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I'll pretect you wisper!!
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WOW...I didn't realize they had such new technology Lex!!!!!!!!
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Chris this is a NEW big ass bird! LOL
Hun,I was beginning to wonder why my head is here. Now I know! And Awe Space thank you. 
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I went swimming in the lake today!
Now I got sand in my ostrich... |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The big ass bird has no head Where the hell is it's head?
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The bird sucks the raw oil into a special pouch under the wings, then
walks 780 miles across the desert to the processing plant. It's much cheaper than building oil wells and the birds don't even seem to understand the whole process of getting unionized. |
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ROTFLMAO GUYS! OH MY! My sides are hurting from laughing so hard.
Chris. This is a special mutated big ass bird. Right from the planted Mars! Nus, that sounds like a problem that you need to seek profesional help for!!!! Lex We need to find us a couple of those birds! And buld your compound in a oil field! |
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BIG ASS MARTIAN BIRDS?????????????
 I leave for like a week or so now there are big ass martian birds WTF?
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ANd they are head less
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See what happens when you leave Chris? Everything goes hay wire!
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Hang on to some of that wire
You might need it to put the Big ass birds head back on <-------------looks all around If you ever find it
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The part you can't see is that the bird's neck is 400 FREAKING FEET
LONG. That's how deep they have to go to get to the oil. |
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