Men are men..

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed
> a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the
> dice..
> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
> completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
> dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new
> clothes!'
>
> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES!
> YES!
> I WON, I WON!' She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
> winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each
> other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The
> other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
>
> MORAL OF THE STORY -
> Not all Irish are drunks,
> not all blondes are dumb,
> but all men... are men