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No Any of you men??? 
Yeppers. I'm a trained but non-practicing masseur.  
Yeah yeah......we've been hearing about this for two and a half years... 
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No Any of you men???
Yeppers. I'm a trained but non-practicing masseur.
Yeah yeah......we've been hearing about this for two and a half years...
Well, I'm also a trained but non-practicing soldier, and cop, and truckdriver, and construction worker, and chicken-poop shoveller. 
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I went into a massage parlor once. It was really nice at first. I had a cute oriental girl basically give me a sponge bath. She lead me to a sauna which was nice. She started to massage me and things changed. It was something out of twin peaks. I never went back. Last thing I remember is suky suky fuky fuky. I just wanted my shoulders rubbed a bit....... 
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I've been told that I give a great massage!!
I had a girlfriend years ago who was studying to be a masseur, she practiced on me which usually felt great, the minute she got her license - no more freebies for me! 
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JLove, can you put me in touch with dem squirrels? That is one bad *** massage going on.
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Well, I have the horse.
And saddle. And a quirt. Oh wait. You said massage. Not dressage. Need a quirt? |
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Yes I do need a quirt!!! Whats a quirt?
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Yes I do need a quirt!!! Whats a quirt? It is for slappin' the horses fanny, thereby encouraging him to get game. Have you equine pretensions??? |
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I want a happy ending. 
I want a HAPPY NEVER ENDING!
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JLove, can you put me in touch with dem squirrels? That is one bad *** massage going on. Sure, Bob, I'll do my best! 
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