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I knew you were allergic to dandelions.
When I found out you cheated on me I took handfuls of parachute ball fuzzies and stuffed them in your pillow. To this day you say I saved your life that next morning driving you to the ER. |
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Edited by
UniqueBlonde
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Mon 03/01/10 09:43 PM
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I knew you were allergic to dandelions. When I found out you cheated on me I took handfuls of parachute ball fuzzies and stuffed them in your pillow. To this day you say I saved your life that next morning driving you to the ER. that's bad |
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I knew you were in a weakened condition.
I had an umbrella in my briefcase, but I didn't use it as we walked to your house in the thunderstorm. You caught Pneumonia, and I nursed you back to health...and then we.. To this day, you still think of me as an angel.. roko |
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Well since these are fake confessions, why not?
Remember when you woke up from that horrible nightmare that you'd been buried alive with a corpse and I comforted you, I had really just farted and smothered you with the blankets. =D hahahahahahahaha |
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I really feel bad that I said that. But somebody had to say it, you really weren't all that surprised, were you?
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I totally intended to keep the $60 I found while volunteering at the hospital but you actually asked if I'd found anything and I gave it back only cuz' you asked!
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Trust me...
I have the CASH... just keep yo mouth shut, and DRIVE! GO! GO! GO!   
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Trust me... I have the CASH... just keep yo mouth shut, and DRIVE! GO! GO! GO! oh yea the money in the bank will pay you next week(6months later nada) 
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