yes


do u get scared easily?

No.

When I was younger, yes.

Isn`t funny that things that scared you when you were a kid are funny now?

yes.


Did u have coffee this morning?

nope I hate coffee

Ever drink soda in the morning

Yes. But only after my coffee.

Do you like "Irish" coffee?

No
I have never tried "Irish" coffee but it reminds of a joke I heard dealing with "Irish" coffee.

An old woman visits her doctor to ask for his help in reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says the old woman: "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replies the doctor: "You've heard of Irish coffee, right?”
"Yes," replies the woman.
"Well," says the doctor: "make him an Irish coffee and slip Viagra into it. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
A few days later she calls the doctor and the poor dear exclaims: "Oh, faith! It was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups flying, ripped my clothes to tatters and took me then and there, on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why was it so terrible?" asks the doctor confused: "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?"
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor. It was the best sex I've had in 25 years!" says the old woman: "but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again."


Are you good at telling jokes?

{{{rara}}}

no. well it depends on the crowd...yes if were all a bit tipsy...or drunk

ever tell a joke that had people talking bout it the next week?

No. But I am not good at telling jokes LOL.

Ever made a statement and everyone cracked up but you didn't know why?

oh yea...i figured it out later tho...

ever tell a meant to be sad thing to someone and they found it funny? but not in a offensive way.

YES! Must be my delivery LOL.

Ever started laughing at something and choked?

yea. i was playing a drinking game and my buddy came up to me and said something funny and i choked on a piece of ice...still won the game too

ever get confussed at something that is supposed to be a 2nd grade level object?

Yes. Just go blank or think of something totally unrelated LOL.

Ever been walking along, saw someone you wanted to impress and tripped on absolutely nothing?

yea.
ever stare at an object and go oblivious to the world around you till someone had to shake you?

Yes - I'm very good at it

Ever been staring into space and someone walks up and wants to know why you're staring at them (when you didn't even see them)?

na nothing like that yet

ever get the army parachute toy guys and go to the highest place you can just to see if they work?

No - underprivileged childhood - no army guys

Ever gotten a tattoo?

yes, 7 going on 8.. number 12 on my foot for tom brady next.


do u like tats

no but i plan on getting one soon..just have to get the one i drew out to a someone who can put it in ink.

how bout you?

No - but been thinking about it - a lot

Ever tried to build a merry go round with Kinex

no



do u color in the lines?