I read somewhere, in many places in fact, as a matter of fact in here too, in many topics on the forum, that very beautiful women can't get dates because the men don't ask them out. This may happen because the men are awe-struck, or figure they can't measure up to her, or else they are simply afraid for their lives, because they know that once they start loving this woman, they can't stop, and they will starve to death on top of her as they're doing the lovin'.

So. I have been thinking for a long time now, how come I can't get any dates? I haven't kissed a girl in five years (girl meaning any female of our species at an age between 18 and 287 years old). Nobody returns my calls. I don't get polite rejections, nor rude ones, nor scary ones. Nada.

Ladies, tell me, please, very truthfully: Am I too beautiful for my own good? Should I get a plastic surgeon to reduce the beauty of my face? Or should I reduce the amount of my beauty by losing that extra 60 lbs of fat around my body , neck and head?

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roko

no clue i have the same problem.. if i had the answer id give ya one.. unfortunately i cant figure it out for myslef.. good luck