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Topic: A fork in the road
DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Sun 02/28/10 08:43 PM
This thread is just too forkin' funny.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sun 02/28/10 08:44 PM


DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Sun 02/28/10 08:45 PM
so if the dish ran away with the spoon....what would their kids look like? Pretty forking ugly if you ask me

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sun 02/28/10 08:46 PM
Now that's a forked up utensil.

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sun 02/28/10 08:47 PM


DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Sun 02/28/10 08:49 PM


shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sun 02/28/10 08:50 PM
Where are you finding these?????........I thought the fork ran away with the spoon........

IndigoIllusions Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 5625	Sun 02/28/10 08:50 PM
This place is too forking hysterical. By the way...if the answers weren't that clear, we all take the direction of the thread, I'm forking serious. ...and the babies...platorklettes. wtf???

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sun 02/28/10 08:52 PM
no shoes....the dish ran away with the spoon and apparently (from Davey's pic) got pregnant

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sun 02/28/10 08:52 PM
This place is too forking hysterical. By the way...if the answers weren't that clear, we all take the direction of the thread, I'm forking serious. ...and the babies...platorklettes. wtf???

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Sun 02/28/10 08:53 PM
the plate is a forkin' hussy.

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sun 02/28/10 08:54 PM
no shoes....the dish ran away with the spoon and apparently (from Davey's pic) got pregnant I must have read the wrong nursery rhyme. OMG.......you mean I have it wrong all these years???? OK, did the cow jump over the moon?

IndigoIllusions Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 5625	Sun 02/28/10 08:55 PM
the plate is a forkin' hussy. Well, if she had been spooning the fork instead of forking the spoon, it wouldn't have been a problem.

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Sun 02/28/10 08:55 PM
So why do we all assume the dish is female and the spoon male?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sun 02/28/10 08:55 PM
so a spork is the offspring when a spoon and fork mate right?????

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sun 02/28/10 08:56 PM
no shoes....the dish ran away with the spoon and apparently (from Davey's pic) got pregnant I must have read the wrong nursery rhyme. OMG.......you mean I have it wrong all these years???? OK, did the cow jump over the moon? No, the cow wanted to spoon

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sun 02/28/10 08:56 PM
no shoes....the dish ran away with the spoon and apparently (from Davey's pic) got pregnant I must have read the wrong nursery rhyme. OMG.......you mean I have it wrong all these years???? OK, did the cow jump over the moon? YES....the cow jumped over the moon....but the way I hear it, it was because the chicken poke him in the butt with a knife and he jumped in pain

DaveyB Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 18786	Sun 02/28/10 08:57 PM
so a spork is the offspring when a spoon and fork mate right????? Yes, a spork of love united the two and the spork brought them a little baby spork... and this is the dumb forking thing I've posted so far

shoesmonkey Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 7088	Sun 02/28/10 08:58 PM
no shoes....the dish ran away with the spoon and apparently (from Davey's pic) got pregnant I must have read the wrong nursery rhyme. OMG.......you mean I have it wrong all these years???? OK, did the cow jump over the moon? YES....the cow jumped over the moon....but the way I hear it, it was because the chicken poke him in the butt with a knife and he jumped in pain What forkin chicken are you talkin 'bout?

yellowrose10 Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 52804	Sun 02/28/10 08:58 PM
no shoes....the dish ran away with the spoon and apparently (from Davey's pic) got pregnant I must have read the wrong nursery rhyme. OMG.......you mean I have it wrong all these years???? OK, did the cow jump over the moon? YES....the cow jumped over the moon....but the way I hear it, it was because the chicken poke him in the butt with a knife and he jumped in pain What forkin chicken are you talkin 'bout? the one that Colonel Sanders couldn't catch.