no not that left your other left....this always cracks me up when i hear this from people

BECAUSE IM ALWAYS LEFT NEVER RIGHT............

Srry i was in left feild what happen.

DO YOU FEEL LEFT OUT???????????

i left my heart in san francisco, even though i've never been there(no this isn't a verse in the song)

Its either that or your other right.
Hee hee very guilty of saying this to people myself.

military left, is what is said here.

husband:honey when i die are you gonna let another man move into our house and sleep on our bed?

wife:i don't know


husband:How bout use my golf clubs


wife:Oh no,he's left handed

a virgin male walks into a cathouse ,walks right up to the owner and says"i'm a virgin ain't got alot of money and don't know much about this sex stuff,what ya got on special" the owner goes "well we have the 69 on special"the virgin is like "hot damn,sounds good,i'll take it"

so the virgin goes up into the room the woman walks in later,they remove their clothes and start gettin on while they are the woman rips a fart a nasty one too,but the virgin just kept going she was like cool it didn't bother him,well a few seconds later she farted again but the virgin kept going...so after they were done he walked down to the owner and the owner was like"so how was it?" the virgin goes "i feel cheated but theres noway i could stand 67 more of her farts"

hey melody,