Topic: Why can't I find a nice guy? | |
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Let me ask my grandma. She still hangs out in the horse community.
I can see what's for sale for ya! |
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I'm poor so she has to be willing to make a donation. And she has to pay for feeding it. And she has to be willing to find me a stable boy......oh wait, I can find my own stable boy......
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I want a brown horse. I've had enough white horses to last a lifetime..... yeah..what ever happened to that nice guy that was gonna take me to his castle...LA..you ran him off..damn it girlfriend, he may have been my knight. |
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I have that effect on men, they're always running in the opposite direction.....
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I want a brown horse. I've had enough white horses to last a lifetime..... yeah..what ever happened to that nice guy that was gonna take me to his castle...LA..you ran him off..damn it girlfriend, he may have been my knight. Eh, if he ran off without you he wasn't your knight. Now, LA running after a horse with enough speed and ferocity to chase him away... yeah, he wasn't much of a knight. She's only mean to the bad guys! |
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I think I'm mean to everyone, you might want to take cover....however, I'm eating cheezits right now and they have a calming effect on me. Just keep me in cheezits and coffee, and I'm good.
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ya you said it i worked all my life to be nice ha load of crap nice guys r the friends of all the beautiful girls only the dooches get the girls in this fairytale mates what's a dooches? I'm thinking Massengill, Summer's Eve, like that? |
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basically jerkwads lol
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basically jerkwads lol ya know what...we gals REALLY don't want to be with jerkwads..we want a good guy with a bad boy side. Kinda like you men want the stripper-librarian mix....get it? A jerkwad, dooches would be like an abuser, mean, control freak..we really don't want that. If we can find a balance and be a "lady on the street and a freak in the sheets" you men can find a balance too. just sayin |
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basically jerkwads lol ya know what...we gals REALLY don't want to be with jerkwads..we want a good guy with a bad boy side. Kinda like you men want the stripper-librarian mix....get it? A jerkwad, dooches would be like an abuser, mean, control freak..we really don't want that. If we can find a balance and be a "lady on the street and a freak in the sheets" you men can find a balance too. just sayin |
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Kinda like you men want the stripper-librarian mix.... Is that so they can organize and file the porn alphabetically? |
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ya but sometimes guys have the whole equal side me bein one im not one to fight outside but im a cage fighter i will not fight neone outside the ring
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unless a guy is hitting a woman than its on like donkey kong
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You don't have to hit people to be considered "manly." Just be willing to stand up for yourself and don't be a pushover.
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Kinda like you men want the stripper-librarian mix.... Is that so they can organize and file the porn alphabetically? You have THAT much porn aye? |
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You have THAT much porn aye? No, no... I said so THEY can organize and file the porn alphabetically... I, of course, would never need such a thing |
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Good Evening Nice Guys, where are you?
We damsels in distress are waiting. *trying to find my damn tiarra* |
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Where are all the nice guys? I only seem to attract men that want my money or my boobs? Nice guys please apply here. if i apply,how long til i see some boob pics? |
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Watch out for poets.
Really. We're nicer but far worse when it comes to living with. |
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