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or who doesnt get stuck to the frozen pole! nice one i was thinking of, licking the frozen road signs but strippers stuck to poles is a winner |
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10 king penguin bowling
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Alpine Super Giant Slobknob Slalom
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beaver tossing
wild moose slapping, sneak up, slapp moose around face, escape alive... easy |
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polar bear racing,whichever polar bear wins gets a ice cold coke cola
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French kissing on ice.
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I'm looking foward to the Snowboard-Cross-Pike-Jump-Slolam-Moguls Race later tonight.
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The frozen underwear one-legged 100 yard hop?
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People do polar bear swim events every year. Why can't it be a competetive olympic event? Swimming in 38 degree F water. I'm pretty sure there are some chubby guys in the world that can handle the icy waters in competetive sport.
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Seals clubbing humans event...ar ar ar
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Sled Dog Races.
or how about NASCAR on Ice? |
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Skate luge. Speed skates on the luge track. That would be mega-exciting. 100 mph downhill on skates!
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Edited by
Dan99
on
Mon 02/22/10 11:25 PM
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Whiskey drinking from a St Bernards anus
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