so fly no lie

I wonder no i dont I wonder no I don't

hellerrr

this saying is on my keychain: I REFUSE TO HAVE A BATTLE OF WITS WITH AN
UNARMED PERSON.

I wanted to paint my wall blue even though it was already blue but I
wanted a bluer blue. So I went to Home Depot and my friend was there.
He was there to get something his wife wanted him to get but that meant
he would have to go back and work but he didn’t want to work.

So he saw me and said lets go to the bar but I was into my wall being a
bluer blue but he said he would buy so, What could I say but then I
remember that I don’t drink but by this time we were at the bar already.
So I painted the bar blue which pissed off the bartender but I was drunk
so I really don’t remember the rest of the night. Well I do but I don’t
talk about. Lets just say cops are already in blue and don’t want to be
a bluer blue.

hellerrrrrrrr claudetter

Cashay ur funny

iRon that's great !!

Fignya vsyakaya (darn! I wish I had Russian keyboard on a computer!) ;)

Bored chich, I LOVE your ideas, so much fun!!! Delat sovershenno mne
nechego

And I hate making spelling mistakes! Somebody please punish me fo that
LOL :)

i hate making typos too

did i do that

And all these years I been thinkin that pretty girls never fart!

a mole diggin in a hole

who stole my car?

thanksgiving day farting contest along with the football game

wwwwwwwoooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo

to be or not to be that is the question

He said your momma is very fat, (no one answered you question)

I must have been a billygoat in a former life. I butt heads with
everyone I meet