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OMG he lives so far!
Why cant he send his penis in the mailll!??? 
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Edited by
Quietman_2009
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Sun 02/14/10 10:11 PM
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I read once that you can put a rubber band around your wrist
and it goes numb and then when you masturbate it feels like someone else doing it so I tried that and put a rubber band around my dingle dangle too and it felt like my ex wife masturbating her boyfriend |
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Why can't I get laid  I know the feeling If people would consider it more a leisure activity, instead of an intimate act, we wouldn't be having this problem.  Hmmm, yeah, sorry I just can't take that kind of cavalier approach when it comes to what gets near or within my vajayjay....  |
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OMG he lives so far! Why cant he send his penis in the mailll!???  i deliver mail...lmao...please no!!!!
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Talk about a surprise in a box!
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Talk about a surprise in a box!
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lmao xoxoxooxo |
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where have all the cowgirls gone? damn it!!!!!!
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They're opening their d!cks in a box.....
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where have all the cowgirls gone? damn it!!!!!! Giddy-up! 
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Edited by
EquusDancer
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Sun 02/14/10 11:03 PM
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They're opening their d!cks in a box..... And I just used to call them BOBS! LOL Or BrokeButt Mountain?! |
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They're opening their d!cks in a box..... |
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I could never sing that without laughing my azz off.....
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oh .....and if its not chicken,...DONT SAY IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But sometimes it really does taste like chicken....
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