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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 5
galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 02/15/10 05:24 PM
What DO those genetically twisted critters eat??? We might need to know in order to bait a trap... As long as it isn't BLONDES! And if the brunettes on this island can come up with a redhead, we'll all be safe!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 02/15/10 05:50 PM
After secretly getting DNA from Galen,Holly and Jayne.....the fiendish mad scientist Dr. Jeckill Kitty using his special sauce with the 7 seas..oning...created this!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 02/15/10 05:58 PM
What DO those genetically twisted critters eat??? We might need to know in order to bait a trap... As long as it isn't BLONDES! And if the brunettes on this island can come up with a redhead, we'll all be safe! look like man eaters to me

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 02/15/10 05:58 PM
After secretly getting DNA from Galen,Holly and Jayne.....the fiendish mad scientist Dr. Jeckill Kitty using his special sauce with the 7 seas..oning...created this!! WOWSA! Is that why my pants felt tight this morning??? I thought I'd just had too many jello shots!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 02/15/10 06:02 PM
The new uniforms for the island ladies are in....what do you all think ????

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 02/15/10 06:03 PM
Will the goats eat that uniform???? yes

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 02/15/10 06:43 PM
After secretly getting DNA from Galen,Holly and Jayne.....the fiendish mad scientist Dr. Jeckill Kitty using his special sauce with the 7 seas..oning...created this!! Yikes I hope that middle one didn't come from me!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 02/15/10 06:52 PM Edited by Holly4459 on Mon 02/15/10 06:56 PM
I see the island's volunteer fire brigade is ready to go should a fire break out in one of our huts!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Mon 02/15/10 07:03 PM
More clones from Dr. Jeckll Kitty! he's leaving them all over the island!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 02/15/10 09:53 PM
I see the island's volunteer fire brigade is ready to go should a fire break out in one of our huts! Was this firefighter putting out a 'fire' in your hut the night of the big barn burning, Holly??? He probably should have been hosing things down at the ranch, but hey...given the sight of your flippers, he probably couldn't think of anything but you... Hot! Hot! Hot!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 02/15/10 10:01 PM
After secretly getting DNA from Galen,Holly and Jayne.....the fiendish mad scientist Dr. Jeckill Kitty using his special sauce with the 7 seas..oning...created this!! Hmmmmm. Vivian, hot blooded mingler AKA Hot Lips, hot blooded vivacious islander AKA Hot Lips Genetic Rancher and Researcher Mad Scientist AKA Dr. Jeckill?????

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Mon 02/15/10 10:08 PM Edited by galendgirl on Mon 02/15/10 10:09 PM
Dr. Jeckill????? Hidden camera says... ...although this COULD just be the clever disguise of a genetically altered mutant from Beeville (or WHEREVER the lab is located since the Great Valentine's Blaze of 2010!)

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 02/16/10 07:22 AM
I had the strangest dream about Kitty Island...there was an invasion! PLEASE tell me it was only a nightmare!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 02/16/10 07:33 AM
9:08 AM December 17, 2009 PROOF THAT GOATS CANNOT BE TRUSTED! Professor Eustace P. Toffeynuts III, Ph.D., D.D.T., L.S.D., has produced a very important treatise on the freaky nature of goat eyes, their relationship to the freaky nature of octopus eyes and why both animals are clearly in league with Satan. Goat Eye Syndrome is characterized by eyes afflicted with horrific horizontal pupils similar to those of cephalopods such as octopi, squid, or cuttlefish. The pupils of these beasts are approximately the shape of a kidney bean, but instead of dividing the eye vertically, in the manner of noble, trustworthy beasts such as tigers, bobcats, and snakes, the GES pupils transfix the eye horizontally. This is disgusting. The only other type of animal to display such disgusting, vomit-inducing eyes are the previously mentioned cephalopods (which have a long association with death from the murky depths and Cthulhu) and Kermit the Frog, who is a felt puppet created by Jim Henson, and should not be considered an example of an accurate representation of frog physiology. Ignore this research at your own peril. Professor Eustace P. Toffeynuts III, Ph.D., D.D.T., L.S.D

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Tue 02/16/10 09:05 AM
Oh my...what has this island turned into???

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Tue 02/16/10 09:07 AM
Let's get back to more serene suroundings.... ahhhhhh....

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 02/16/10 01:46 PM
Exactly what has Gary been putting into the jello shots???

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Tue 02/16/10 01:59 PM
Hi Deli!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Tue 02/16/10 02:09 PM
Hi Holly Have Galend and Metal had too many hot peppers? Our quiet island has suddenly turned into a sci fi movie!!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 02/16/10 03:40 PM
I think you need more hot peppers!