An Englishman is sitting in a motorway restaurant partaking of a
continental breakfast, when a Scotsman, chewing gum, comes in and sits
down at the same table.
After several minutes of observing the Englishman, the Scots guy
says, “Say, Jimmy. When you English have bread rolls for breakfast, do
you always eat the entire roll?”
“Of course we do,” replies the English guy.
“In Scotland, we only eat the insides of the roll. The rest is collected
up, recycled, and sent back to England as crusty brown bread!”
The English chap ignores this remark, and continues on with his
breakfast. He picks up an apple, and, with a pocket knife proceeds to
peel the skin from the apple.
The ‘gum’ chewing Scot, with a smirk on his face says,
“Hey, Jimmy, I suppose you English throw away your apple peel as well?”
“As a matter of fact, replies the English guy, “We do!”
The Scots guy says, “In Scotland we recycle all fruit skins and peel,
and export it back to England as jam and marmalade.”
The English guy calmly finishes his apple, and says to the grinning
‘gum’ chewing Jock.
“Tell me, what do you do in Scotland with your chewing gum when you’re
finished with it?”
Now sniggering, The Scot replies,
“We chuck it away. Why?”
“Not in England,” answers the English guy. We collect it all up, recycle
it and send it back to Scotland to be used as condoms!”

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“Tell me, what do you do in Scotland with your condoms when you’re
finished with it?”
Now sniggering, The Scot replies,
“We chuck it away. Why?”
“Not in England,” answers the English guy. We collect it all up, recycle
it and send it back to Scotland to be used as chewing gum!”