I am a little Mudpie.
My body short and stout.
I look like a broad bean
With my tummy poking out.

My last name is Dinglehopper,
Don't know how it got that way.
I think that I just made it up
When I was bored one day.

My hair looks like the Opera House,
You know that one in Sydney?
But my favourite thing about me is
I look just like a kidney.

My eyes are large and bulgy,
I look just like a fish.
People want to be me,
But I just tell them 'You wish!'

My sexy sexy body,
Sometimes has a doodle.
People get confused about it,
When I treat it like a poodle.

My peen are being so lovely,
My peen are being so grand,
I think I'll put it in a show,
And call it Fresh Meat Not Canned.

Because it are the peen of Mud,
It will win a ribbon of blue.
Even though it was a cat show,
I say 'Ha ha! No prize for you!'

I are Mudpie Dinglehopper,
And so lovely I am.
I are allowed to pick on
Nica's boyfriend the Army Man.

I think he has a boof head.
I believe his name is Sam.
I reckon I'll end this poem now,
Mudpie the Great I am.


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You'll understand this one a lot more if you check out my myspace page

There's also a picture that I drew of Mudpie (Me) on my profile if you can't be bothered switching sites. It's the little fairy thing.

I can so picture this as a book with pictures-what FUN!!

Damn right. I just hope children don't get a hold of it. There are far too many penis jokes for that to go down well with parents. Then again, that IS how the children are born....

I'm envisioning an adult childrens book....why do you think the Simpsons is so successful?

Let's just hope I can get it by the publishers.