((Author: Me))




Behold, little nerdies, the light of the world;
Ceiling Cat cometh with wisdom unfurled.
Goggies do tremble and bukkits are lost
While walrus are left forever counting the cost.

Basement Cat plots with a gleam in his eye,
For HE stole the bukkits and made walrus cry.
But Ceiling Cat knows that black cat is no good
And proclaimed with the authority that a Ceiling Cat should,

"Basement Cat, Basement Cat - come out with paws up!
Or I shall bombard u with Two-Girls-1-Cup!
CakeFarts shall assault u, and PuddingFarts will do too,
And there will forevermore be no cheezburger 4 u!"

"Blast u!" yelled Basement Cat and summoned a goggie
Which he flung through the air at the mysical moggy.
As Basement Cat fled, he yelled over his shoulder,
The distance between them only making him bolder

"I will never surrender;
I will never die!
One of these days, Cat,
Ur cheezburgers are mine!"