((Author: Me))




Behold, little nerdies, the light of the world;
Ceiling Cat cometh with wisdom unfurled.
Goggies do tremble and bukkits are lost
While walrus are left forever counting the cost.

Basement Cat plots with a gleam in his eye,
For HE stole the bukkits and made walrus cry.
But Ceiling Cat knows that black cat is no good
And proclaimed with the authority that a Ceiling Cat should,

"Basement Cat, Basement Cat - come out with paws up!
Or I shall bombard u with Two-Girls-1-Cup!
CakeFarts shall assault u, and PuddingFarts will do too,
And there will forevermore be no cheezburger 4 u!"

"Blast u!" yelled Basement Cat and summoned a goggie
Which he flung through the air at the mysical moggy.
As Basement Cat fled, he yelled over his shoulder,
The distance between them only making him bolder

"I will never surrender;
I will never die!
One of these days, Cat,
Ur cheezburgers are mine!"

Can I just say that was AWESOME. I would so give you a cheezburger, and Ceiling Cat and all followers would rejoice.

Good stuff.

very clever and cute

-Takes a bow.-

That is the best

This amuses trash can kitty!

The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee approves Trash Can Kitty's approval. -Stamps.-

My cat just read the post while he was smoking his pipe. He gave it a golf clap and a "Well played young chap." Of course with his British accent. He only uses his Russian when he's angry.

My cat likes to make me gaze into his chocolate starfish as if he's a kaleidoscope, because he climbs all over my desk in front of me while I'm trying to read the screen.

My cat used to do that until we had a dog. Seriously, that dog was awesome, she loved cats too, she treated them like little children, and she was a ma'ma' at heart, though she never had puppies of her own, she loved to take care of cats. Now, she watches over my nephew. She recently had a stroke, but she's still kickin'.

Poor little doggie.

Your very good!!!

Thanks.