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women want big thing in small packages
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I still want the small things.
To be brought a cup of coffee, to have someone watch me sleep, to wink at me. It really is the little things that make us truly happy. |
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I hope women want small things or else I'm screwed
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Dang! I got an S10 Pickup. Does that mean I'm impotent? No, that means you'll be buying a new truck in a year... 
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Edited by
Atlantis75
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Mon 02/15/10 11:36 PM
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I'll go ahead and say it. If a woman wanted a simple thing, she'd find herself a man. We are simple. Give us some beer and show us naked. Simple. Exactly. Some women just go too far and start making up conspiracies and get all worried of "what is he thinking now". Just like Jerry Seinfeld said in his comedy show... We are really thinking of nothing, when we are looking around...and acting like we are thinking. There are only 2 things that occupy a male's mind. Food and sex. Everything connected to this, even when I type this, there are at least 10 legs and boobs and naked women flashed through my mind. I'm not kidding. The only time we start thinking when we are alone. That's the time when geniuses emerge and serious thinking begin. But the whole game is still to reach the 2 main subject at the end anyway. Sex and food. When I'm talking about the democrats or calculating using logarithms...i'm still thinking about boobs and naked women. |
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I'll go ahead and say it. If a woman wanted a simple thing, she'd find herself a man. We are simple. Give us some beer and show us naked. Simple. Exactly. Some women just go too far and start making up conspiracies and get all worried of "what is he thinking now". Just like Jerry Seinfeld said in his comedy show... We are really thinking of nothing, when we are looking around...and acting like we are thinking. There are only 2 things that occupy a male's mind. Food and sex. Everything connected to this, even when I type this, there are at least 10 legs and boobs and naked women flashed through my mind. I'm not kidding. 
Individually or orgy style?! Hahaha! |
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I'll go ahead and say it. If a woman wanted a simple thing, she'd find herself a man. We are simple. Give us some beer and show us naked. Simple. Exactly. Some women just go too far and start making up conspiracies and get all worried of "what is he thinking now". Just like Jerry Seinfeld said in his comedy show... We are really thinking of nothing, when we are looking around...and acting like we are thinking. There are only 2 things that occupy a male's mind. Food and sex. Everything connected to this, even when I type this, there are at least 10 legs and boobs and naked women flashed through my mind. I'm not kidding.
Individually or orgy style?! Hahaha! Imagine a podium, where women are flashing themselves in line.. some show their boobs some their legs, others are showing all kinds of stuff . it's only me and them. I just described you the main "core" of the male brain. |
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I'll go ahead and say it. If a woman wanted a simple thing, she'd find herself a man. We are simple. Give us some beer and show us naked. Simple. Exactly. Some women just go too far and start making up conspiracies and get all worried of "what is he thinking now". Just like Jerry Seinfeld said in his comedy show... We are really thinking of nothing, when we are looking around...and acting like we are thinking. There are only 2 things that occupy a male's mind. Food and sex. Everything connected to this, even when I type this, there are at least 10 legs and boobs and naked women flashed through my mind. I'm not kidding.
Individually or orgy style?! Hahaha! Imagine a podium, where women are flashing themselves in line.. some show their boobs some their legs, others are showing all kinds of stuff . it's only me and them. I just described you the main "core" of the male brain.
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I'll go ahead and say it. If a woman wanted a simple thing, she'd find herself a man. We are simple. Give us some beer and show us naked. Simple. Yes, men are simple and we who do prefer simple can appreciate that as long as we cook, fetch a beer and screw your brains out as needed (and look good doing it) that you'll be happy. You are forgetting that we who prefer simple also have a few basics we want and need from you and they are pretty simple also, yet in your simple-ness, your still busy trying to figure us out. |
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I'll go ahead and say it. If a woman wanted a simple thing, she'd find herself a man. We are simple. Give us some beer and show us naked. Simple. Yes, men are simple and we who do prefer simple can appreciate that as long as we cook, fetch a beer and screw your brains out as needed (and look good doing it) that you'll be happy. You are forgetting that we who prefer simple also have a few basics we want and need from you and they are pretty simple also, yet in your simple-ness, your still busy trying to figure us out. Nice!
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