Topic: Frozen Carburettor
uk1971's photo
Tue 02/09/10 06:50 AM
Edited by uk1971 on Tue 02/09/10 06:58 AM
One bitterly cold winters day, A Police patrolman came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.
"What's the matter?"
Asked the patrolman.
"Carburettor's frozen!"
Came the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't"
Replied the motorcyclist.
"OK. Watch. I'll show you."
The officer unzpped his pants and duly lubricated the carburettor as promised.
The bike started and the motorcyclist drove off waving.
A few days later, the Police chief recieved a letter of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.
It began...
'On behalf of my daughter who was recently stranded.......'

oops bigsmile :banana:

no photo
Tue 02/09/10 06:54 AM
,,Each has its owen 5 minutes,:wink:

mattthomas992003's photo
Tue 02/09/10 08:22 AM
haha thats winter love for ya

AndyBgood's photo
Tue 02/09/10 08:33 AM
What would have happened if it was 30 below zero Fahrenheit? Frostbitten weenies any one?