I decided to go with the acronym. From now on, I shall use the term EGWCAOEMUANBATIS when it comes to what I'm interested in.

So.. you want an:
Ergonomically
Gorgeous
Woman
Childless
And
Over
Easy
(Major
Understatement)
And
Not
Be
A
Ticking
Incendiary
Surface-to-air...

Close?????
hahahahaha

We only use labels so we don't really have to take the time to get to know anyone.

When I was born, I had this birthmark on my butt.

Labels are used as trade marks for people who fail to view life out-side their box.

So as NOT to have a desire to fully understand or feel,,THEY LABEL..

But I'm not talking about people using labels to categorize other people as a mere generalization/simplification tool.

I'm talking about how people label THEMSELVES in such a way that it serves to indicate what it is they're looking for. This is merely a process of specification.

I notice that there are certain words like "labels" and "baggage" that people tend to see and have a knee-jerk reaction to, without even considering the context.

In other words: what do I have to call myself in order to make it clear what I'm looking for? -- because none of the standard existing terms cover it.

Those are good qualities, too, but I was going in an entirely different direction....!

One can but try :-)

True. I'm just glad I was able to get EMU in there.