Two nuns had spent all of their life at the Vatican.

The Pope, after just returning from the US, told the nuns of all the things he had seen. The nuns listened intently to all that he told them.

"Also", the Pope said, "the American eat all kinds of many different things. You would be surprised what they enjoy." The nuns smiled and thought how fun it would be to have that experience.

Then, the Pope reached into his bag and handed the nuns tickets to travel to the US. "As you have been here all this time, and have been such faithful servants to the Lord, I thought you would enjoy time off to see for yourself."

The Sisters packed, boarded the plane, and flew to the US. When they got off the plane, sure enough the US was full of surprises. Things they have never seen or even dreamed of.

As the nuns were walking around sightseeing, they were getting hungry and noticed a crowd of people around a vendor's stand. The sign said "THE BEST HOT DOGS IN TOWN".

"Sister", one said to the other, "the people do eat all kinds of things. They even eat DOGS!"

Gathering up their courage, they got in line to get their meal. They got their food and drinks and sat down on the bench to eat.

One Sister, excited to try the new food, opened the wrapper. She opened up the bun and stopped:

"OH MY GOD, SISTER! WHAT PART OF THE DOG DID YOU GET?"