An elderly couple, Margaret & Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots,
So,seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
" notice anything different about me? "
Margaret looked him over. " Nope. "
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, Notice anything different NOW ?
Margaret looked up and exclaimed " Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow "!
Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET? "
" Nope " she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!! "


Without changing her expression, Margaret replied," Shoulda bought a hat Bert. "