what i do, is i take two peices of bread. normally the bread has four corners and two sides. put it in a toaster and turn it on. dont just watch the bread in the machine, instead, just take some cheese, i think its always yellow but im not sure. but it deffinatly comes from chickens.

take a knife, thats the one without prongs. and cut/get an adult to cut, some slices.

when the bread turns to toast, it magicly exploades out of the machine. so dont be suprised when this occurs.

put the cheese on the toast and put it back in the toaster machine thing.

leave for 57.5 seconds and it will be ready. as its allready toast, it wont magicly leave the machine, so you`ll need to use the knife to fish it out. make sure its a metal knife

enjoy

side note.. use someone elses toaster

Yeah that side note is really important!

My first ex used to know how to boil water til she lost the recipe.