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| Topic: Piano Man: narrated version | |
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Waiting for the show to start.  See...the Piano Man only plays after 9 O' clock... and usually on a Saturday...after the regular crowd shuffles in, see?   Now we all know piano men are slaves to their tip jars.. So you play when WE say you play, dig? But...you only put BREAD in it last time.
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Flying outta' LAX yesterday we went over the ocean and it made me nervous. I was wondering if I got on the wrong plane or something. I was like "Yr goin' the WRONG way, man!!!!" Of course they were just circling around...but still.... Airline pilots get bored so they do stuff like that to freak the passengers out for their own entertainment. |
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Waiting for the show to start. See...the Piano Man only plays after 9 O' clock... and usually on a Saturday...after the regular crowd shuffles in, see? Now we all know piano men are slaves to their tip jars.. So you play when WE say you play, dig? But...you only put BREAD in it last time. Hey now. I buttered it first. Geez, you artists.. |
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(The narrator steps on the stage. Glass of beer in one hand...cigarette in the other. Stares past the bright lights into the crowd. Runs his hand through his messy red hair....)
O.K. What now?
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slowly blows smoke rings out into the blinding lights to the cheers of the anxious crowd, realizing he is the greatest narrator to ever grace the universe, even with his zipper down.
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slowly blows smoke rings out into the blinding lights to the cheers of the anxious crowd, realizing he is the greatest narrator to ever grace the universe, even with his zipper down.
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slowly blows smoke rings out into the blinding lights to the cheers of the anxious crowd, realizing he is the greatest narrator to ever grace the universe, even with his zipper down.  It WAS down..... |
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slowly blows smoke rings out into the blinding lights to the cheers of the anxious crowd, realizing he is the greatest narrator to ever grace the universe, even with his zipper down. It WAS down.....  yeah i know, i'm in the front row here... 
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Well...it's all under control, see? Hope I didn't injure anybody.
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oh no, it's okay, we're at least an inch back from the stage
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Ouch!!!!
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let's get the show started!!!
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Well...I need a song, see? That's how this works. No song...no show! I also need a bowl of M&M's with all the brown ones taken out, 5 votive candles, 3 bags of Cool Ranch Dorito's, and a case of Dom Perignon......
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It's all in my contract rider, see?
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i was really hoping we wouldn't have to resort to rock throwing
will you settle for some stale frito's, pack of wet matches and some elderberry wine? oh and this red m...all i got left. 
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i was really hoping we wouldn't have to resort to rock throwing will you settle for some stale frito's, pack of wet matches and some elderberry wine? oh and this red m...all i got left.  My people are gonna' have a LONG talk with YOUR people...O.K.?....... |
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let's do lunch. but right now, i wanna dance, i want that trophy...oh wait...different movie... okay, so, where were we??
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AND....welcome concha!! enjoy the show, it's to die for!!
 
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let's do lunch. but right now, i wanna dance, i want that trophy...oh wait...different movie... okay, so, where were we??
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let's do lunch. but right now, i wanna dance, i want that trophy...oh wait...different movie... okay, so, where were we??
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