Had a guy I was seeing call me at 3 in the morning to see if I would
pick him up from the sheriffs office because he got pulled over for DUI.

I guess he forgot that I had caller id and could see that he was calling
from home.



He said he just wanted to see if I really cared.

wow that would have made me mad

Just for the record this was after the third date

Needless to say there was not a fourth

yeh what a weirdo I NEED my sleep

i would go down there and beat him, at 3 in the morning, what a loser

He wa stoo needy and not too bright

I'll second that! DUH! Idiot!

One of my ex boyfriends called me up and said that he changed, and
wanted another chance. He talked me into going out for dinner and a
movie, I got in his brand new gaudy 6 wheeled truck with crappy music,
there was a vcr of a movie in the truck, and he ordered a pizza. I can
tell you that was the last time I went out with him. I already saw the
movie too. eww

sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh, because if you don't you
would probably cry over the realization that they actually thought they
had a good idea

I had a date to go to a Styx concert...met the guy at a local restaurant
parking lot to leave my car. Pulled up and he had a friend with him,
sitting in the front seat and he stayed there....my date, the driver,
put me in the backseat. AFter the concert, same thing, opened the back
seat door for me to get in. Only date we ever had!

Had my "date" drive his 56 Chevy down a boat ramp to see how far it
would go before the engine died (yes he was drinking). The water came
in to the top of the seat and the engine sputtered and died. Luckily,
it was a stick shift, he put it in reverse and cranked the starter and
backed it out that way. Dumbazz, *****ed for weeks about seaweed in the
engine, obviously ruined the thing, changed the oil but had salt water
in the engine anyway.

Yup, I topped it off by marrying the dumbazz.

OMG what a dumbass?????Im not surprised there wasnt a fourth
date!!

Sorry Marie but that's funny.