Topic: THE UGLY FROG | |
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An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off she went to the pet store. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar, she looked in and he winked at her. He whispered 'IM SO LONELY. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME. YOU WON'T BE SORRY.' The older lady figured, What the Heck! she hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car on the front seat beside her. As she slowly was driving down the road, the forg whispered 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY!. So! The older lady figured, What the Heck! and kissed the frog. IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into a absolutley georgeous, sexy, handsome prince. The prince then returned the older lady's kiss. Suddenly the older lady felt herself transforming from his kiss! Now can you guess what the older lady turned into? Come on guess! She turned into the first Holiday Inn she could find!! She's older..... not dead. OLDER LADIES ROCK! |
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OLDER LADIES ROCK!
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Very nice
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