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Topic: What's the WORST gift you ever got?
Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 10/12/09 12:48 AM
Actually.....I think I did cry and went to bed...... You should have beat him in the head with it, paper cuts are a b!tch you know.. I left him 6 weeks later..... Even better!! But you should have beat him first, and then poured lemonade over him... I gave him the BEST present of all!!!! I peed on his toothbrush all week!!! Ummmmmmm Im calling it "insanity" Awesome!!! That's the excuse I use too.. I swear it was insanity!!! Ive never been compelled to do that before or since......what kind of person pees on toothbrushes???? that's something evil i'd do....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/12/09 12:49 AM
Actually.....I think I did cry and went to bed...... You should have beat him in the head with it, paper cuts are a b!tch you know.. I left him 6 weeks later..... Even better!! But you should have beat him first, and then poured lemonade over him... I gave him the BEST present of all!!!! I peed on his toothbrush all week!!! Ummmmmmm Im calling it "insanity" Awesome!!! That's the excuse I use too.. I swear it was insanity!!! Ive never been compelled to do that before or since......what kind of person pees on toothbrushes???? that's something evil i'd do.... ya men are gonna want to date us now!!!! Fraeking toothbrush hiders!!!

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Mon 10/12/09 12:50 AM


Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 10/12/09 12:50 AM
Actually.....I think I did cry and went to bed...... You should have beat him in the head with it, paper cuts are a b!tch you know.. I left him 6 weeks later..... Even better!! But you should have beat him first, and then poured lemonade over him... I gave him the BEST present of all!!!! I peed on his toothbrush all week!!! Ummmmmmm Im calling it "insanity" Awesome!!! That's the excuse I use too.. I swear it was insanity!!! Ive never been compelled to do that before or since......what kind of person pees on toothbrushes???? that's something evil i'd do.... ya men are gonna want to date us now!!!! Fraeking toothbrush hiders!!! Men like evil b!tches, the meaner I am, the more they love me....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/12/09 12:54 AM
I want a nice guy!!!!

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Mon 10/12/09 12:55 AM
Hey this is too easy. Someone who lives close to me in interested, and nice.. wtf? Do i need to rough someone up? What do I do?

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 10/12/09 12:55 AM
I want a nice guy!!!! Nice guys can't **** though...

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 10/12/09 12:56 AM
Hey this is too easy. Someone who lives close to me in interested, and nice.. wtf? Do i need to rough someone up? What do I do? The local guys are never interested.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/12/09 12:56 AM
Hey this is too easy. Someone who lives close to me in interested, and nice.. wtf? Do i need to rough someone up? What do I do? Its pretty obvious.....pee on his toothbrush!!!

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Mon 10/12/09 12:57 AM
Hey this is too easy. Someone who lives close to me in interested, and nice.. wtf? Do i need to rough someone up? What do I do? Its pretty obvious.....pee on his toothbrush!!! working on it... squints eyes

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/12/09 12:57 AM
YA NEED TO CONCENTRATE!!!

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 10/12/09 12:58 AM
Hey this is too easy. Someone who lives close to me in interested, and nice.. wtf? Do i need to rough someone up? What do I do? Its pretty obvious.....pee on his toothbrush!!! It can be like that musk they use in hunting, pee on his toothbrush to get his attention, and then bag him!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 10/12/09 12:58 AM
<----runs tap!!! <----ever so helpful!!!

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Mon 10/12/09 12:58 AM
All noted.

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Mon 10/12/09 01:00 AM
YA NEED TO CONCENTRATE!!!

greeneyedlady42 Joined Wed 07/26/06 Posts: 975	Mon 10/12/09 04:38 AM
My ex was the mose un creative person-EVER! Bless his heart, he got me one of those wire baskets and put 40 (yes I said 40) of those king sized butterfinger candy bars in it. The bad thing was I was trying very hard to lose weight and be healthier. I slowly and discreetly gave them away.

papersmile Joined Fri 10/12/07 Posts: 5148	Mon 10/12/09 04:42 AM
my x bought me a blender and an iron for christmas one year mine bought me a magazine rack for my birthday.

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Mon 10/12/09 04:58 AM
A carton of Basic cigs. from the in-laws, but it came with a free wallet. Christmas it was, my other brother-in-law got the same thing too.

justme659 Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 6144	Mon 10/12/09 05:11 AM
My ex took the kids christmas shopping for me and he helped them pick out a plastic laundry basket for my gift. Needless to say I had to show that I was happy for the kids sake. When I packed up his clothes when he left, I packed them up in that flipping laundry basket.

Alzeimer Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 2268	Mon 10/12/09 05:36 AM
Any gift is a plus, the worst gift is the one that you never get.