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| Topic: Tel me something /Anything about you-- - part 5 | |
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i live alone, i quite often have no food in the house, i live in the middle of nowhere with nothing of any use around i once was so hungry fairly late in the evening that i drunk a pint of gravy as it was all i had Awww, that's sad. The mother in me wants to feed you.. If it wouldn't cost me a trillion, gazillion dollars I would send you some frozen dinners to fill up your freezer with. haha, cheers, but i dont own a freezer... or a cooker. i cook on a camping stove when i moved here i kept saying oh, ill get one next week after 6 months that turned to, oh ill move soon and the new place will probly have a cooker. ive been here over a year now. its all because its just me here, and i dont mind it... and im lazy to MY needs. so if you realy want to help, the best thing would be a good kick up the arse |
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i live alone, i quite often have no food in the house, i live in the middle of nowhere with nothing of any use around i once was so hungry fairly late in the evening that i drunk a pint of gravy as it was all i had Awww, that's sad. The mother in me wants to feed you.. If it wouldn't cost me a trillion, gazillion dollars I would send you some frozen dinners to fill up your freezer with. haha, cheers, but i dont own a freezer... or a cooker. i cook on a camping stove when i moved here i kept saying oh, ill get one next week after 6 months that turned to, oh ill move soon and the new place will probly have a cooker. ive been here over a year now. its all because its just me here, and i dont mind it... and im lazy to MY needs. so if you realy want to help, the best thing would be a good kick up the arse Well if I had a 10,000 mile long foot and I could guide it from that distance and knew where you lived then I would give ya a good hard kick in the arse! : ) |
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ive found out all women are outta my league
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ive found out all women are outta my league |
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ive found out all women are outta my league meh, I'm not buying that either... |
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Edited by
Dict8
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Sat 02/20/10 08:42 AM
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I had an ex who played Carol King's Tapestry CD compulsively. Well after the one billionth time she put it in the CD player...6 times in a row on this particular car trip I BEGGED her to please stop...put on something else. She refused so I ejected the CD. She got totally mental...stopped the car in the middle of the interstate in the pouring rain and ordered me out...then literally shoves me outta' the car and drives off...leaving me in the pouring rain in the middle of nowhere. I HATE Carol King!!!!!!
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I had an ex who played Carol King's Tapestry CD compulsively. Well after the one billionth time she put it in the CD player...6 times in a row on this particular car trip I BEGGED her to please stop...put on something else. She refused so I ejected the CD. She got totally mental...stopped the car in the middle of the interstate in the pouring rain and ordered me out...the literally shoves me outta' the car and drives off...leaving me in the pouring rain in the middle of nowhere. I HATE Carol King!!!!!! I hate Boston because of a very bad experience, too. Interesting how that can happen. 
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I had an ex who played Carol King's Tapestry CD compulsively. Well after the one billionth time she put it in the CD player...6 times in a row on this particular car trip I BEGGED her to please stop...put on something else. She refused so I ejected the CD. She got totally mental...stopped the car in the middle of the interstate in the pouring rain and ordered me out...the literally shoves me outta' the car and drives off...leaving me in the pouring rain in the middle of nowhere. I HATE Carol King!!!!!! I'm glad you have Ruth now, you need to stay away from psychotic women. Seriously.
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ive found out all women are outta my league meh, I'm not buying that either... Me three. |
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I had an ex who played Carol King's Tapestry CD compulsively. Well after the one billionth time she put it in the CD player...6 times in a row on this particular car trip I BEGGED her to please stop...put on something else. She refused so I ejected the CD. She got totally mental...stopped the car in the middle of the interstate in the pouring rain and ordered me out...then literally shoves me outta' the car and drives off...leaving me in the pouring rain in the middle of nowhere. I HATE Carol King!!!!!! There is a very important lesson to learn here. Never let a chick drive..... 
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I woke up one morning in the middle of the worlds worst nervous breakdowns...walked into the kitchen and put a pot of water on the stove to boil. I watched as the water started boiling...then I took my arm and placed it over the sink. I grabbed the pot of boiling water and poured the entire contents all over my arm.....
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I woke up one morning in the middle of the worlds worst nervous breakdowns...walked into the kitchen and put a pot of water on the stove to boil. I watched as the water started boiling...then I took my arm and placed it over the sink. I grabbed the pot of boiling water and poured the entire contents all over my arm.....  I love you
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I woke up one morning in the middle of the worlds worst nervous breakdowns...walked into the kitchen and put a pot of water on the stove to boil. I watched as the water started boiling...then I took my arm and placed it over the sink. I grabbed the pot of boiling water and poured the entire contents all over my arm..... Lemme guess....you watched Showgirls last night didn't you? That movie cause this kind of epidemic. |
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I've never seen Showgirls.
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I've never seen Showgirls. It will scare you to death. Seriously....the pole dancing in that film was horrendous. 
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I've never seen Showgirls. It will scare you to death. Seriously....the pole dancing in that film was horrendous.  OKAY!  |
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I've never seen Showgirls. It will scare you to death. Seriously....the pole dancing in that film was horrendous.
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I am sad today and I hate it
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I worry too much.
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I am sad today and I hate it I was sad yesterday, I hope you feel better soon.
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