Topic: What are some of your favorite quotes??? | |
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If I wanted to hear an azzhole , I'll fart
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"When I was young, I used to think my dad was the laziest man in the world. Whenever I asked him if he wanted to go out and play catch or go fishing, he's always say, 'after my nap.' Now that I'm my dad's age and have kids of my own, I realize, he needed that nap."
- Ben Joslin |
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"Now a promise made is a debt unpaid" Robert Service, "The cremation of Sam Macgee!" |
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To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
~Winston Churchill |
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There are no great people in this world, only great challenges which ordinary people rise to meet.
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We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, have been doing so much with so little for so long, that it is now possible for us to do almost anything, with absolutely nothing!
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"Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours."
From "Everybody is free to wear sunscreen" by Baz Luhrman |
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Edited by
txmomof2
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Thu 02/23/12 07:58 PM
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If I wanted any lip off of you I'd rip it off ~my dad
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"Don't be reckless with other people's hearts; don't put up with people who are reckless with yours." From "Everybody is free to wear sunscreen" by Baz Luhrman ![]() |
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"i fear no man! but the woman in the kitchen who makes my dinner" - me
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Edited by
GotScreenstyle
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Thu 02/23/12 09:33 PM
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The principles of relative rap hold that rap in a galilean-ghetto ordinate system is and moves uniform to said translation. Where no revolution is present rap will remain a natural phenomena. Your belief in this system gives it truth. Disco Sucked?
~ Me |
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There's two kinds of guys- the ones who hold your hand and the ones that **** you.- Samantha, Sex and the City Gonna remember that. A man is only as old as the woman he feels. ~ Groucho Marxh |
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"Of all pains, the greatest pain. Is to love, and to love in vain." George Granville
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I don't care what people think. People are stupid.
Charles Barkley |
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"What do you think?" "It doesn't matter what you think!!!"
"Whats your name?" "It doesn't matter what your name is!!!" The Rock |
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"I have not failed. I have discovered 10,000 ways that do not work."
Thomas Edison |
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A woman said to me recently that she was hotter than my ex and cooler than my next. This got me thinking of SuperStar Billy Graham (yes I am that old):
I am the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour. And then, of course, the young NatureBoy: I am a Lear jet flying, limo riding, wheeling, dealing, kiss stealing, son of a gun. I don't think the smack talk today measures up. |
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Edited by
Floorgasm
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Sun 02/26/12 02:57 PM
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An eye for an eye will make us all blind.
Gandhi. |
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If it seems too good to be true,
it probably is. |
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"That's him, Officer!"
- What I usually hear while I'm running. |
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