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I get no emails from potential mates. I just get passed on by, but hey, they are missing out, not me! I am great, awesome, FAN-****ING-TASTIC!!! I am talented, nice, funny, and smart, and I am happy with the way I look! So There! *Nah!*
(but it would still be nice if someone noticed) 
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I have noticed you already. It's just that your profile says you're not rich.
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You better be! (ty  )
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I have noticed you already. It's just that your profile says you're not rich. I just put that on there so men wouldn't be after me for my $$! I'm acctually Bill Gates' neice.
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I have noticed you already. It's just that your profile says you're not rich. I just put that on there so men wouldn't be after me for my $$! I'm acctually Bill Gates' neice. WOW Looks and Money 
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I have noticed you already. It's just that your profile says you're not rich. I just put that on there so men wouldn't be after me for my $$! I'm acctually Bill Gates' neice. marry me! 
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I have noticed you already. It's just that your profile says you're not rich. I just put that on there so men wouldn't be after me for my $$! I'm acctually Bill Gates' neice. marry me! Ummm, No thanks, sorry, I'm saving myself for a special someone. (but hey, if Collin Ferrel or Hugh Jackman come along first...) |
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I get no emails from potential mates. I just get passed on by, but hey, they are missing out, not me! I am great, awesome, FAN-****ING-TASTIC!!! I am talented, nice, funny, and smart, and I am happy with the way I look! So There! *Nah!* (but it would still be nice if someone noticed) Well seems you have a lot of people on your friends list, so people are noticing you. You should change your avatar pic to one of your face. No one can really tell what you look like at first glance. Try changing your profession on your profile and see if that helps. Most people on dating sites don't have a sense of humor. Trust me, I know. My pics get pulled for being 'offensive" not funny. |
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My pics get pulled for being 'offensive" not funny. Imagine that!!!  Jessica, be patient. For some reason, many of the guys on this site forget that this is primarily a DATING site. And maybe that's not entirely bad, either, so that none of us take things too fast. |
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There, changed my profile pic. Waiting for the men to start lining up. I have a sign in sheet for you, and there are cookies and coffee on the table. I'm going to need a urine sample.
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I'm going to need a urine sample. LOL Pre-employment drug screening! I love it! You may want to consider a criminal background check, too! 
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What kind of cookies?
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Try changing your profession on your profile and see if that helps. Most people on dating sites don't have a sense of humor. Trust me, I know. Since when is parttime hooker not a real job? |
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I get no emails from potential mates. I just get passed on by, but hey, they are missing out, not me! I am great, awesome, FAN-****ING-TASTIC!!! I am talented, nice, funny, and smart, and I am happy with the way I look! So There! *Nah!* (but it would still be nice if someone noticed) Jessica, don't feel bad. I've been saying the same thing for 3 years now. And published 3 books in that time. And NOBODY notices! 
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There, changed my profile pic. Waiting for the men to start lining up. I have a sign in sheet for you, and there are cookies and coffee on the table. I'm going to need a urine sample. Ok did it! You did kinda disappear though... |
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Funny, and cute, but far! Good luck Jessica.
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'I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.'
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