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It's better to have loved and lost, because that chick was crazy as hell
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I'm number one at taking number twos, YAY!
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It's better to have loved and lost, because that chick was crazy as hell 
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Four years of celibacy and all I got was this trojan virus
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If at first you don't succeed, try try again, and congratulations on being insane
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Edited by
RawB
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Tue 01/12/10 11:48 PM
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If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, Id pay you a dollar to never say it again
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Edited by
HannahHatesBananas
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Tue 01/12/10 11:53 PM
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Be the Giraffe in a herd of field mice.
yes yes, I know they don't travel in herds, but I can dream can't I? 
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I love the way he went, so I followed him.
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There was a minute, a long time ago, that I fell in love with you. I'm going to keep trying to get that minute back until you see it too.
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It burns when I pee, so I'm guessing it's burns when you pooh
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Another day another 50 cents (before taxes).
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Grandma told my boys they'd go blind if they masturbated..I told em go till ya get a good pair of glasses.
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They say that dog is mans best friend and a diamond is a girls best friend, they didn't say we're friends so could you please stop talking to me
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Experience is the MotherF***** of Invention!
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Will Work Out for Sex!
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The sudden stop might kill ya, but the fall is a.....Blast!!!
Parachute......Don't leave home without it!!!! |
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If at first you don't succeed, ***** and complain about it till someone gives you what you want, just to shut you up!
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When you dye your hair pink, you make your mother cry.
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 hannah!!!
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The make up your own quote thread which I bumped from several years ago I forgot about and recreated in the Post your aphorism thread a few days ago!
Hi H and KC! |
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