Really?!?!

I will be an and leave that comment alone...........

stand up for their woman
( A Woman that don't need to do stupid crap to make her man jealous and start trouble)
grab your face lightly when he kisses you. ( this works)
knows how to shut up and eat his dinner and says thank you baby, may I have another?
( A woman that actually knows how to cook food worth a second helping!!)
is willing to use the same towel he showered with yesterday to dry himself off today.
(A Woman that realizes that her man needs to use the bathroom space just as much as she does, and clears her paint jars off of the counter and sink)
thinks whiskey is perfectly acceptable as coffee creamer.
(she doesn't drink)
knows how to put the seat down, and actually does it.
(She is smart enough and willing to raise the *lid* & put it back down when done-because he doesn't like looking into toilet water every time he goes into the restroom)
understands that shiney new pretty things equals more sex.
(She wants and enjoys sex just as much as he does- even without him paying for it)
sending me flowers to work equals more sex.
(Is satisfied with the rose garden in the back yard- and still wants sex just because she loves him)
"yes dear" is at the top of his vocabulary.
(She understands that her man is not a dog to be trained.. can accept him for being just as imperfect as she is)
doesn't think farting in bed is sexy.
(She gives you beanO - before a ham and beans meal)
doesnt mind that I like dirty movies too.
( she can get excited without watching someone else do it, )
knows what soap is and uses it daily.
(She uses summers eve)
when I say "my car is doing that thing again" he knows exactly what I'm talking about and goes and fixes it.
(She knows that gas is not the only fluid that keeps a car running well, and that an ice scraper works on all windows..not just on a 1 foot square in front of the drivers seat)
knows that fixing things for me equals more sex.
(She knows that bribery in order for him to get sex makes us not want sex from you!)
carries his own balls and doesn't make his girl do it for him.
(realizes that he loves to have his balls held once in a while )
and above all else realizes that he can be nice and a good guy at the same time.
(She is mature enough to know, that he doesn't have to be a Puppet, to be a honestly GOOD guy!!)