I heard some really good "dog stories" on the radio the other morning. People called in to tell what their dogs had done. Maybe you have some stories to share. -------

1. One person said there German Shepherd had eaten a bumper off
their neighbor's Audi.

2. Another guy called and said he was mowing the lawn when he saw a bunch of pink fluff out of the corner of his eye -- the dog was eating his girlfriend's pink thong.

3. The same guy (#2) called and said he had bought his girlfriend some really expensive diamond earrings and she said she couldn't find one of them. They searched the house and couldn't find it anywhere. So then they wondered if it was possible if the dog had eaten it -- so then he had the pleasure of spending a couple of hours out in the yard "examing" piles of "poo" -- and "yes he did find the earring."

nothing like being on the couch with your lover.. and when things are getting hot and heavy your dog going up and licking your lovers bare buttis!

That would break "the mood."

Another person called in to tell about his dog eating a fist size
hole out of the crotch of his girlfriends jeans, hmmmmm.

my dog had a hey day when i got her.. 3 women in the house.. if i ever had left.. and just got home with any company at all id make them wait on the porch.. cause if anyone left undies on the floor , that would happen as well with socks... thank goodness after the first 2 months all that was over with!! she chewed 2 comforters up as well.. i had to put her in a pen after the first month. or dog carrier, as well at night.. she would not go outside! and id have to put her in it too after she chewed something< she was a yr old too> she got put in the "Pen" and scolded with the item in hand..but she learned!! the pound where i got her wanted me to get one right away, i did not like the idea.. so i put up with it for a month.. but she chewed up 600 bucks worth the first month!

its the same dog i have now too... lab/cattle dog mix.. also when doing yardwork i shut her in the back yard.. the garage door to the front yard was open.. the neighbors let their st bernard roam the streets, well when i was in the front.. the st bernard went into our garage.. and the dogs sniffed through the side doors.. and my dog seen it through the fence as well some how outta no where here comes my dog.. had hopped 2 5 ft cyclone fences to get out! chased that huge st bernard all the way home nipping its butt all the way lol!