Topic: How To Spot A Gold Digger!! | |
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Gentlemen, would you like to find out if that 22 yr old is truly in love with you or your money? Here's a few tips to help you spot a gold digger or someone who is truly in love with you or your wallet.
1. Beware the little blonde in all designer gear..... especially if she claims to be a student. 2.Within minutes of meeting you she wants to know what your earnings are or what you are worth.......... It has to be in the millions!! 3. She is the one who name drops at every chance she gets. 4.She compares what you have bought her to the what she got from her previous boyfriend or last 'squeeze.' and tries to make you feel guilty by you opening your wallet, to win her favour. 5.She always has a period, so sex is never possible. 6. she is only ever available for a date once every two weeks......That's because she is off trying to get richer pickings than you elsewhere. 7. She WILL kiss and tell, even a minor 'star'is worth a mention in a sleazy rag.......... Well, it's £5000 more than she had on Friday night before she met said minor star. 8. She always has a sob story to appeal to your softer side. 9. She will flirt with you without even asking if you have a woman in your life, she does not mind sharing you as long as she gets hers...... Money, that is!!! 10. She will choose THE most expensive item on the menu. 11. She will never have any future goals or aspirations without involving your money. 12.Last but by no means least, she is never around during the day - of course not, she's busy sleeping off the pink champagne from the prsvious night! And for the women........Here's how to spot a Cabana Boy or Gigolo. 1. He calls you babe for fear of calling you by the wrong name. 2. He lets YOU pick up the tab without feeling guilty 3. If he happens to have a job, it is normally in a bar, night club or hotel ( more opportunities to meet rich older, bored women) 4. He never let's his ego get in the way and would let you whip him if he knows he will be taken shopping in the morning where you (the older rich woman) will be picking up the bill. 5.He wears more make-up than you. 6.He also sleeps a lot during the day......Sleeping off the alcoholic beverages from the previous night. In either cases, age difference and compatibility does not matter to a gold digger, they will relieve you of your money because they think you deserve it. |
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10. She will choose THE most expensive item on the menu.
My boys do this to me..... |
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10. She will choose THE most expensive item on the menu. My boys do this to me..... That doesn't count, as a mum you should know that our children think whatever is in our purses is theirs! |
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10. She will choose THE most expensive item on the menu. My boys do this to me..... That doesn't count, as a mum you should know that our children think whatever is in our purses is theirs! oh ok then...I thought it meant they were gonna go find sugar-mamas someday.. |
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10. She will choose THE most expensive item on the menu. My boys do this to me..... That doesn't count, as a mum you should know that our children think whatever is in our purses is theirs! oh ok then...I thought it meant they were gonna go find sugar-mamas someday.. You will be able to tell if and when they start calling you 'babe' |
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10. She will choose THE most expensive item on the menu.
I'm guilty of that :) |
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