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when i was much younger, i went into one of those recording booths with a friend of mine and we belted out 'hardon tonight' to the eagles 'heartache tonight' not realizing it was being broadcast through the restaurant's waiting lounge and mall - until we came out and saw her boyfriend's red face.  That's easily the best story on the entire site. Ever. |
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Torn between two lovers, feeling like a whore.....
blowin both of you is making my mouth sore 
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Torn between two lovers, feeling like a whore..... blowin both of you is making my mouth sore HA, HA, HA!!! |
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I bin everywhere man, I bin everywhere man ,though her pubic hair man, I bin everywhere......
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Rock Me Amadeus, Amadeus - Eat Me I'm a doughnut, I'm a doughnut
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I used to work in a grocery store and Christina Aguilera's Genie in a bottle will come up and I'll just sing it out in the backroom like this:
Chorus - If you want to sleep with me, I can make your dream come true. I'm a hooker in the corner. You gotta fuhk me the right way. I'm a hooker in the corner baby. cum cum cum on my face. |
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