To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always

seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!

Wine gets u drunk thats it from a Scotsman. lol

Ha Ha! ya Duffy

That's really repulsive!! I am not allowed to drink wine at work, are you???

Hi sorry are u talking to me

Wine contains alcohol which is an addictive drug.

Get a water filter.

There's another myth floating around that claims wine is good for your heart...sure is but to get any benefits from it you'd have to drink a tanker of it every day. Also the benefit is from the grapes NOT the alcohol...the wine industry drags out that lame story every few months to increase sales....those arseholes.

This culture's of acceptance of alcohol as socially acceptable has gotten us to the point where teen drinking is epidemic.

And I almost give up hope on meeting a lady who isn't a drug (alcohol) addict. "social drinker" my arse.

I hate alcohol with a passion....cheers!