A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that
they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy
that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded,
"Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a
red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type
that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy
said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by
hand.

lol

you like..hope so,,

That was good, I will have to remember that one!! :)

that was a good one dude

You coppied of a nother one that I saw on a site but instead of
typewriter it was laundry

Wonder if he had to use
"SHORTHAND"?