A 75 year old man and his 70 year old wife had been married well over 40 years.

One day the wife goes in for her yearly check up.
She is cheered and gitty when her doctor tells her she has the breast of an eighteen year old.

She practically skips home in joy.
When she arrives home she finds her husband in his easy chair behind the newspaper.

She says: "Honey guess what!?"

He asks: "What?"

She says: "The doctor told me I have breast of an eighteen year old!"

He replies: "Oh? What did he say about your ninety-five year old ***?"

She replies: "Oh Honey we didn't talk about you."

Haha funny did u make that up yourself?

No I heard it a long time ago from somewheres. It stuck with me.

I hate when that happens............especially when it's a SONG I can't get outta my head

Or how about when you get a song in there that just won't go away You know the one's the silly commercial song like "I love my D-O-D-G-E truck" Gad now that's going to get back in my head and it's been at least what 4-5 years since that one out!

I just notice my punch line was killed!!! @ss isn't a dirty word, it mean s donkey...gezzz.

WHAT ARE 6 THINGS WRONG WITH A MAN'S PENIS?

1) HE'S GOT AN EYE THAT CAN'T SEE
2) HE'S GOT A HEAD THAT CAN'T THINK
3) HIS NEIGHBOR'S AN A-HOLE
4) HE HANGS AROUND TWO NUTS ALL DAY
5) HIS BEST FRIEND'S A *****
6) HIS OWNER BEATS HIM HALF TO DEATH