Some folks are into that kind of thing.

Do you ever sleep?

that's the third time I've been asked that, and yes I do.

you're up too, what about you?

Midnight shift

oh right, I forgot you were working.

2 more hours to go.

So when do you sleep?

When I'm tired, getting there now.

Why does it snow?

Because it's too cold to rain.

Ever fell down in front of other people?

All the time. Less now than back then... which I take as meaning I'm less fun now.

Ever been the only dancing and feel good when you do it?

Many times!

Ever been singing to your MP3 and forget others can hear you?

Awww, I've never owned an MP3 player.

Ever tried to impress someone with your collection of cassettes for your tape deck in the past three years?

No.

Have you ever been singing to the radio in a car with the window down and realized someone in another car was listening?

yup
ever see someone driving like an arsehole so you speed up so they cant cut you off,then keep pace with the car next to you?

yes


Can you burb the alphabet?

I don't know how to burb

How do you burb?

Oh that's easy. You just take a can of coke, drink it real fast...and then you wait ten seconds...and then you run around the room until you hear your stomach grumble...only it isn't a grumble...it is a BURB!!


Now, how does one pick their nose when there hands are tied up?

That would depend on how limber they are.


Why do lumberjacks shout TImBER, when a tree falls down?

Well, another name for wood is "Timer". Now, the story I heard is that Lumberjacks got tired of yelling, "Hey....dumbazzes....their is a big freaking tree heading your way, as it is falling, and well...move or else die". So, one day, a drunk lumberjack who knew he couldn't say all that, cut a tree and as it was beginning to fall, he yelled, "TIMBER!".....Everyone within a five mile radius looked to see what was going on, and those in the way of the falling tree moved safely from it. Impressed with how well the word worked, it became something of a requirement to do...you know...for safety reasons. And, OSHA approves.


Which tastes better? A can drink, or a bottle drink?

Depends on the drink.

Why doesn't everyone look good in hats?

A drink from a glass bottle...lol.

And some people dont look good in hats because they have funny shaped heads.

Wheres the beef?

Right here...

Where IS Waldo...really?