On the day of his release from prison, a Koala Bear mets a lady of the evening and they retire to her room. After finishing the deed the Koala Bear gets up, puts his cloths on, and heads to the door. "Wait!" cries the madam " you need to pay me for my services".

"I don't understand?" said the Koala, so the hooker picks up a dictionary, turns to the word "prostitute" and it reads "one who has sex for money"

After thinking it over the koala grabs the dictionary, turns to Koala Bear, grins and hands it back to the hooker.

Under the definition for Koala Bear it states "Koala Bear - eats shoots and leaves" :)

NO NO NO!!!

Eats, shoots and leaves.

Without the comma it wrecks the joke, this is why grammar and punctuation is so important.

Here you're correcting grammar!!!???!!!!

although it is not so much for me to say (making grammar errors all the time, not being a native speaker), I can understand the comment. I mean, it makes all the difference whether the Koala Bear eats shoots or eats first and shoots later.