Topic: A Bear with a Toothache | |
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Edited by
obob22
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Sat 12/26/09 05:36 PM
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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink and notices a jar with a bunch of $100.00 bills. "Hey bartender, whats with the jar?" he asks. The bartender tels him they have a bet that requires you to complete three tasks, and the person that does, gets the cash.
1st you have to knock Big Jim out with one punch, then we have a bear out back that needs a tooth pulled, and finally we have a prostitute upstairs that has never had an orgasm. Well after a few drinks the man decides to give it a go, puts his $100.00 in the jar, steps up to Big Jim and decks him with one swing, and staggers out to take care of the bear. After about 20 minutes of screams and cries from out back the man comes into the bar, his clothes in tatters and says " Now where is that Whore with a tooth ache?" |
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Thats Funny!
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