A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an add for
Bear Removers
He calls the number, and a guy says he will be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, gets out of his van. He's got a ladder,
A baseball bat, a shotgun, and a mean old pit bull.
" What you going to do " The home owner asks ?
" I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
there and knock the bear off the roof with this bat. When the bear falls off the roof
the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then
be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shot gun to the homeowner.
" What's the shot gun for " The homeowner asks ?




" If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog "