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| Topic: It MIGHT be a Red Flag IF ... ;-p | |
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... He shows you home movies of his dear, departed, girl-dog on your first date and keeps chantin' :
"... The wath tho thspethial ... ... I preferred her to any woman I've ever thlept w/!"  ... As his eyes dilate!
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... You discover he watches these same home movies while regarding watermelons in nefarious ways ...
 ... Smell his fanger!
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... After disregardin' his 10, 000 calls and knocks on the door ...
 ... A lil tap on your window wakes you as ya slumber! Again, the dilated eyes as he now chants ... "I will not be ignored!' You remind yourself what a great thang it is that ya found the bunny a new home! |
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... He begins to give ya a lap dance, only for ya to discover he is still rockin' his underoos ...
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... He goes on to tell you that he collects underoos and the days of the weeks set is all-time favourite set!
... Wanna see 'em all? |
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This one from, and dedicated to, Mitch/Waterloo_sunset ...
 : ... She licks her finger and smooths her eyebrow w/ it every minute on the minute! |
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... When he picks ya up he hands ya a brown lunch bag and wants to know if you've ever been on a Snipe Hunt ...
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... He offers to pick you up and when he does ...
... He proudly breaks out day bus passes for the both of you! What a guy! |
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... When ya ask him what his hobbies are, he says he's glad you asked!
He shows you his handmade Voodoo Doll collection of his family and exes...  ... And asks ya if you'd help w/ a few choice piercings in each for the 'feminine darkness' he has long sought joining in his lil past time ... ... 
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... He tells ya that he liked the term and state of 'Arrested Development' soooooo much!?
It's the name of his Band, his first book yet to be written, and he tattooed it on his forehead and both cheeks! ... Alrighty then!
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... He wants to introduce you to the family at long last, and it turns out to be a bunch of dust bunnies he has assigned names and family positions in his desperate loneliness of total solitude and delusion!
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Ya finally schedule a hang~out w/ his only friends, and the conversation surrounds all their good ole memories when they all met at the local psych ward!
You wonder just how long can people really drone on about their happy pills? Apparently all night, and no one seems in the least happy! Macabre ... 
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 ... He asks ya if you'd mind him crashing on your sofa for a few days; the Meth Lab, SWAT team just incinerated his home when they fired on him! He got out w/ only the clothes on his back ... Yea, Me! ...
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When the main picture on his profile is a small child with a face full of metal
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When the main picture on his profile is a small child with a face full of metal ... and yet he speaks the Dead Languages fluently!
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