A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey.
He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The
girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: 'Can your dog perform other
tricks?'.

'But of course', the man answers, 'he can even gratify a woman'. Anxious
to know more the girl leads the man and the dog into a little room above
the bar. She undresses and full of expectation she lies down on the bed.
The dog looks at her and does nothing, and the man then shouts to the
dog, 'OK. Just ONE more time, let me show you how it's done".

Ha Ha...where u been?

its my Duff,,,lol,,hey lady hows it been going,,sorry to everyone here
and u Duff,,that I have not been on for a while,,just getting over some
bad stuff DUff,,lol,,but I hope all is well ,,and to say the least i
think I found Miss Right,,,right here on JSH................Love to all
here