OK ... Here is the ANITHESIS of the Gratitude Journal!

The only way to truly embrace the positive is to unburden one's self of the negative, inner-garbage talk!

...Come here to forever purge and flush the toilet of your psyche's inner sewer! Better than your friend's inbox ...

Liberate yourself of all the pain and angst, in your own private and cozy padded cell!

Then ... You're good to go! On to the next 'Thingie' ...

Peace through liberation to you ALL!

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PROVISO:

Please respect the thread and yourself by making no veiled, nor overt, venting posts concerning other Mingle Members. We might all have them, yet this is NOT the place to air any such grievances! TY!

if a woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck- how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?????

i wish i knew that answer- it keeps me up nightly!!! and another thing!!-- what exactly is chucking wood?????

Well, alrighty then! ...

And thanx for being the first visitor to Mingle's own City Dump ...

Deep thoughts by Jack Handy!

... We must discuss this at length, until we glean a true understanding of such lofty issues of import!

Do I ever get a night where I don't need to tinkle?

... Why are ALL toys wrapped in triplicate, need wire-cutter jaws of life to rescue then from their packaging, and finally, need 12 each of 3 different type batteries that I forgot to stock!?


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Last year at the christmas party I cheated on my doll with another doll!!! I couldnt help it she was soooooooooooooo HOT!!!!

... ... Well, never wanted to tell ya this, Mikey ...

BUT! ... In light of this revelation it is ONLY fair!

Ya wouldn't have believed what I saw your doll get up to in the coat check area!

Why do some so easily speak of love in endless repetition...

... Yet NEVER speak it w/ their actions! To the point of voicing the opposite w/ their actions!?

I don't wanna answer ... I wanna cure for ALL time!

I call bogus BS hypocrisy!! Planetary crime ...

I will come back, when I can word it correctly!

I believe ya cause shortly after she had an affair with the Goodyear blimp, she said she needed something SMALLER!!!

... How do people who CONSTANTLY tell lies ever find inner peace?

Anthropology states that language was invented that lies could be told ...

We were too clever when we used only body language!

Enough to make me wonder if we'd have been better w/out words ...

Chronic liars seem to even truly believe their own lies, once they broadcast through speech!

... Makes me also wonder if the blind can hear a lie?

... I blame it on the Bossa Nova ...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIGwKUqbTGc



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H!ll to the NO! ... I'm against ALL pain and suffering!


Now? ... Where do I vote ...

Stop lying! ...

Love is consistent and is measured in actions that back up the words!

... Love is not hollow words easily cast out to every available moving target as suits your needs, tailored to the changing direction of the wind!

Love is of constance ... not fads, not a quick hat change!

I've been in a padded cell...they're fun...

Well, guess what? You're baaaaaaaaack! ...

A lil Mod and Quantum Physics snafu resulted in this momentous post, below, disappearin' from 2nd thread post above ... and reappearin' here!

... Majik!

Pssst ... it was REALLY sugar in the gas tank! ...

Can I get an A minor...Hmmmmmm...( I gots da refried blues, brothah ......)


If Jimmy cracks corn?

... Why do I care so much, when it is so not my problem?

And? Why is it that the song clearly states that I don't care?!

False advertising! ...

Empathy can be sooooo fatiguing ...I'm tired!

... MORE cowbell!

Is it so damn hard? ...

Wait, let me get this straight, you're offering a place for me to spew out a bunch of negative stuff....?

(World needs more like you!)

OK, how about this -- people look at my profile all the time, ya know? It just happens. No big deal.

But not too long ago, somebody really different looked at it. I mean, really really different. In a good way.

Let's be honest. Most people who look at my profile only do so because a.) they saw something I wrote in the forums and want to know who to complain to, or b.) they're somehow related to my former in-laws and are trying to kill me.

But this one -- all I can tell you is that she was amazing. The kind of profile I usually can only dream about, and then usually only for a few seconds because here comes another "laid back and easy going" person who doesn't know "what to write here" immediately afterwards.

So, I stupidly ignored my own rules and regulations and I sent her an e-mail. This is the dumbest thing I could have done, even dumber than mixing uranium with my peanut butter (but the uranium nuggets are crunchy so it's just like eating normal peanut butter except for the green glow and the unexplained weight loss).

And of course I got no reply. Nobody talks to me around here except forum people. Not that there's anything wrong with forum people -- hell, I'm a forum people myself -- but it's pretty clear that I'm not going to be dating any of the other forum people anytime in the next 60 years or so.

But -- hey, if they can have Gay Bear Dating and Herpes Dating and Senior Citizen Jewish Architect With Foot Odor Dating, who knows? Maybe someone will start up a site for Obscure Sci-Fi Author Dating.

Yes, that's a suggestion.

Lex! Firstly, I keep constantly reminding ya ...

It is plutonium w/ the peanut butter, it IS a texture thang!

The uranium is best drizzled over ice cream!

Secondly, how's about we call said site 'Lexicon's Bibliotheque' and hang a strobe disco ball to ensure they're properly snared and forever entranced?